Repost of a repost

Read this on Elvina’s blog and find it rather funny. So i’m reposting it for ur pleasure.

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This was written by a guy… it’s pretty damn smart. Girls — Have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”

I said, “WHAT??!! What was that?!”

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…

“You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.”

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.

She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, “Lets get a pair for each outfit.”

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.”

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.”

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.”

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, “WHAT?”

I then said, “Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.”

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”

Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either….but at least that bitch knows I’m smarter than her.

Alright girls. Repost this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree, repost it.

Men, repost this because you have balls.

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It’s no joke when…

… you had too much to drink

… you had too much to eat

… you leave their company for home at 12.30am, slightly intoxicated

… you had to WAKE UP at 4am to go work

Blah, I’m so dead and it’s only 7ish.

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失望

那天你我们的, 已不是一个选择, 的纯真.

残余幸福, 已没有了

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Here we go again!!!

Yup, man utd won the league title. But the loser not happy lah. Fuck, when will he learn to shuddup???

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AC Milan 3- Man Utd 0

yadda yadda yadda…

fuck!!! worst morning news, EVAR!!!

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Man Utd 7-1 Roma

Can u believe it?? Can u believe it?? Can u believe it??

Read more here… I’m going to text some idiots who claimed that Man U won’t make it!!!

Updates: Tortise is struggling with the humiliation. He should be, considering how his big mouth shits!!!

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Another sad working day

Ha, nothing of that sort lah… just tired… not fun waking up at 4am to go work, im tell u…

life’s been kinda slow cos im trying to finish Prison Break season 2.. last 4 episodes. After that, it will be heroes. Got them on the net. Though not cheap, it’s better than not getting it and watch it.

 In other news, my “new wife” is coming out in June!!! Yoohoo!!! Ended buying Honda Jazz cos of the leg space in comparing to Swift, even though i like Swift better. What to do, have to think of me parents too. Think dad really can’t fit into Swift. Btw, it’s black in colour…Can’t wait til June!!! will update soon… adios!

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Man Utd, Chelsea to meet at 3 finals?

Oh, fuck it already.. Overdose liao. 

Halo, u there?

Streaker

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When too much is bad

Like what the title intended to sound like, I’ve over done many things over the weekend. Played too many soccer games and partied overtime. Was telling FF about over MSN and she said that I old liao (knn, i is hurted) but it’s not quite the truth lah. How can one’s body have enough rest when u play 2 full games in a row and party til u see dawn breaking on ur way home. Follow by 2 more full games the same day? But as good as it felt over the weekend, I’m paying the price now, full throttle…Ever felt like been tortured by an amateur masseur?  Well, it shd be like how I’m feeling now…

 

Oh ya, I was invited to play for this team on Sunday evening and we got thrashed 12-1. How happening is that??   

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One sky, one feline and not much booze

Was at Wala’s with my neighbour and Moby last night. Booze and ambience are nice but the live music sucked as the lead strummer was sick and the supposing rock night was way too mellow, except for a few emo songs that are nice..

 

Neighbour’s other sister,banana was there too and apparently, there’s a little story btw moby and her. Wah seh, what a mess. Had a great time disturbing moby, who is in some what of a mess himself now… that’a all.   

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